It's already after 1 am, which means I have about 3 minutes per game if I'm going to get them all in before kickoff. It can be done if I'm brief.
Week 8New Orleans 27 Jacksonville 9Taking the games in order helps me get through this Cliff notes version quickly. Willie Graham threw for 362 yards and 4 TDs to lead New Orleans to their 7th win of the season. The VooDoo defense held the Bulls out of the end zone, allowing just 3 FGs.
Pittsburgh 34 Portland 10Felix Vaughn ran for 132 yards and 2 TDs to lead Pittsburgh to a victory over division leading Portland. The Storm turned it over on downs and Raymond Oswalt threw 2 INTs in the 1st half as the Maulers built a 27-0 lead.
Los Angeles 29 Southern California 13Los Angeles returned the opening kickoff for a TD and the instant 7-0 lead while Juan Francis ran for 117 yards and a 1st qtr TD as the Express took momentum with a 14-0 lead. Los Angeles cruised from there with 5 FGs and 11 sacks on defense, the second straight week John Berrios was sacked 11 times.
San Jose 46 Arizona 21Larry Henderson threw for 577 yards and 6 TDs, 2 each to Lee Ramos (14-204-2), Jacob Newman (7-140-2), and Lynn McLaurin (7-135-2). Arizona nearly matched the SaberCats yard for yard as Curtis Kim completed 40/56, *** yards but just 1 TD. Arizona had to settle for too many FGs today (5 FGs, 1 TD, failed 2 point) or they could have had a shot to win.
Washington 28 Charlotte 0Washington QB Michael Erickson threw 3 TD passes and the defense shutout the Hornets as the Federals improve to 3-5.
Oakland 6 Denver 0Oakland managed just a pair of FGs from 3 red zone trips but it was enough for a victory as they held the Gold scoreless in an offensively challenged game.
New Jersey 16 Baltimore 3New Jersey won this game the way they used to when they competed for World Bowls, with a strong running game and solid defense. Vic Mackey ran for 97 yards and a TD while the defense had 7 sacks and allowed just 85 total yards.
New York 16 Boston 6The New York BCBC ran for 230 yards and Jamie Orman threw for 218 and a score to lead the Stars to a divisional win.
Oklahoma 35 Philadelphia 14Oklahoma got the best of Philadelphia in a battle of World Bowl contenders. Raymond Settles threw 3 TDs and 3 INTs but was not sacked while Joel Jasso threw 2 TDs and 4 INTs with the Outlaws defense sacking him 5 times. Oklahoma also out rushed Philadelphia 190-76 despite the Bell having two more runs than the Outlaws.
Birmingham 43 Georgia 3Birmingham brought their A game today as Russell Gall threw for 316 yards and 5 TDs while the defense had 5 sacks and 4 INTs.
Orlando 42 Michigan 3Dwayne Byrd threw for 365 yards and 4 TDs, 2 to John Jones (4-150-2) and Henry Ward ran for 104 and a TD as the Renegades had nearly 5x the yards of the Panthers, 530-113.
Chicago 17 Detroit 9Brian Smith ran for 105 yards and a TD to lead the Blitz to a division win over the Wheels. Each team had 3 red zone trips but Detroit could only manage 3 FGs while Chicago punched it into the end zone twice with a FG on the 3rd.
Houston 44 Cleveland 10Houston's defense allowed 27/31 completions to continue the trend of allowing a very high completion percentage. Other than that though, the Gamblers defense played well, getting 6 sacks and allowing negative 2 yards rushing in 23 carries. Offensively Houston had 594 total yards, 249 from Randy Savage. The Macho Man ran for 64 yards and 2 TDs while catching 11 for 185 yards. Dale Baber threw for 449 yards and 2 TDs in the win.
San Antonio 19 Memphis 14San Antonio has the same 8-0 record as Pittsburgh but the Gunslingers haven't been quite as dominant. The Maulers have beaten everyone by at least 14 and have scored at least 30 in every game but one where they scored 23.
San Antonio does have 5 dominating wins with today being their 3rd close brush with defeat. In the end only wins matter, not style points and the Gunslingers have been doing that every week so far.
Shreveport 16 Honolulu 9I'm running out of time. Honolulu went up 9-0 then Shreveport closed out the game scoring 16 straight for the win.
Florida 27 Tampa Bay 17John Sanchez ran for 121 yards and 2 TDs to lead the Blazers to a division win over the Bandits.
Sorry so short but I'm about to lose access to the box scores while the sim runs. Good luck.