Before I get back to the games, I need to vent. I recently saw an article that said, based on insurance and accident data that Dayton, Ohio drivers are the 2nd worst in the country. Speaking from experience I can only say I freaking hope so, because it's hard to imagine worse driving elsewhere. If I was faster with video editing and had no other outside interests, I could start a YouTube channel based on my dashcam video. I see several instances of dumb driving every time I'm behind the wheel.
Yesterday at work it was worse than normal. I almost got blasted by a couple of rich teenage girls (I assume they were rich because I was in Oakwood, our richest suburb) who blew through a stop sign on a side street. Idk why I hesitated going through the intersection when I had the right of way, I was gonna turn but then decided to go straight and then I caught the girls out of the corner of me eye and let them go, honking the horn. They immediately stopped 2 houses down, and I was hoping they would try to come back and say something but they didn't.
That was the worst of several dumb things I saw/was almost involved in. So I come home, write a bit and go vote. The polling place is just a few blocks away but I almost got hit by a school bus that must have thought it was a 4 way stop but I didn't have a stop sign.
Fast forward to this afternoon and I need to go to the bank, drug store, and convenience store. The bank and drug store are right next to each other and the lot has some construction blocked off to fix massive potholes so there isn't much room. Some lady left the drive thru lane of the bank and just stopped in the drive lane where I needed to go. Had to speed around her like an asshole. OK, whatever. So I leave the bank to go to the convenience store and I'm on the main drag going 40 mph when some nimrod pulls out in front of me and takes forever to try to get up to speed so I have to speed around him like an asshole or drive into his back bumper.
I go to the convenience store and as I'm leaving, I say to myself "please don't let me see any assholes on my drive home". Hahahahaha. I get out on the street and another nimrod pulls out in front of me when I'm at driving speed. I honk and flip him off and he starts speeding up at least. Then he wants to turn on the same side street as me so it looks like I'm following him wanting to fight. He just kept driving though so here I am, staying in the house until I go to work tomorrow because Dayton drivers are the absolute worst.
These are not isolated incidents either. Way too many times I run into stupid drivers on short trips. People around here are quite selfish. They enter/exit parking lots however they want regardless of what the signs say. Exit only? Just a suggestion. Stop signs mean keep going through unless a car is coming the other way, then stomp on your brakes halfway in the intersection. It just goes on and on and on...
One thing I'm glad of is my driving ability. I've been a delivery driver for the better part of 38 years, and while I'm not perfect, the mistakes others make vs my mistakes is like 100 to 1 or more I don't really count. Another thing I'm glad for is my dashcam, I recommend everyone get one because even if an accident seems clearly someone else's fault, people lie. Cameras don't.
OK, back to the games.
I keep talking good about Birmingham every week, but with good reason...they are stomping teams. Detroit was the latest victim, taking it on the chin 43-0. The Birmingham defense had 4 INTs and 3 sacks, allowing 142 yards and no red zone trips. Offensively QB Russell Gall only had 4 passes hit the ground, completing 32/37 with an INT, 368 yards and 3 TDs. Lee Ramos ran for 111 yards and 2 TDs. Only sort of bad thing you could say for the Stallions is they only scored 2 TDs in 6 red zone trips. That might be a concern in the playoffs but not when your defense controls the other team like today.
Oklahoma beat San Antonio 34-3 and the box score looks similar to the previous game. Oklahoma's defense held the Gunslingers to 99 total yards and 1/15 on 3rd down, although they forced zero turnovers. QB Raymond Settles threw for 3 TDs and 1 INT while Steven McCurdy ran for 130 yards and a score.
New Jersey got by Florida in OT 16-13. My 30th ranked defense played well, allowing just 219 yards, almost 170 below our average with 3 sacks and an INT. Generals QB Kevin Via threw his 2nd TD pass of the season and completed 33/46 but he's still not getting the ball down the field as his YPA is too low for my liking. Florida RB Graham Folks ran for 135 yards in the loss. New Jersey kicker Howie "Stump" Schwab missed a pair of FGs in 5 attempts but the misses were a 61 yard try at the end of the first half and a 55 yard try in the 3rd. He did make the 53 yard game winning FG in OT so all is good for now.
Philadelphia beat Tampa Bay 30-16. The Bell took a 20-3 lead into the 4th but the Bandits made it 20-13 before Joel Jasso found Ryan Davis with a 69 yard TD pass to push the lead back to 14. Tampa Bay was able to move the ball on Philadelphia, gaining 322 yards, including 156 on the ground. The Bandits converted 8/18 3rd downs but 3 INTs killed any momentum. Jasso didn't have his best game with just 1 TD and 2 INT but he did throw for 399 yards and got Roderick Uribe back into the offense as he caught 6 for 177 yards.
The New York Stars beat the Boston Breakers 16-7. The (NY) Stars used a good running game (26 for 160), a dink and dunk passing game (28/45 155 yards) and a bend but don't break defense to get the win. Jamie Orman completed passes to 10 different receivers. Boston QB Tristan Arnold completed 26/32 for 226 yards but could have used more help from the running game.
I mentioned Denver's win right after the game sim ran, but not only did the Gold get their first win of the season, they also scored their first 2 TDs of the season. For a couple of teams with 3 combined wins, the QBs had a good day. Richard Crum completed 20/28, 208 yards 2 TDs and an INT for the winning Gold while Curtis Kim completed 20/23 for Arizona, although for only 128 yards.
Cleveland and Michigan were tied for first place before their Week 6 game, the first of 2 on the season. The winner would have sole possession of first and the Panthers took it to the Thunderbolts today. Michigan had 27 first downs to 9 for Cleveland. Offensively, the Michigan BCBC had 235 yards and a TD on 40 carries while QB Willie Reddish completed 23/36, 295 yards and 2 TDs, completing passes to 9 different receivers. Defensively they held Cleveland to 52 total yards. Thunderbolt QB Carl Langlois completed 10/21 for 58 yards, 2 INTs and 6 sacks for minus 60 yards, giving Cleveland negative 2 yards passing.
Last game to talk about is the heavyweight fight at the end of this week's card between the defending champion Houston Gamblers and the Pacific Division leader San Jose SaberCats. CJ and Smirt would be virtual locks if MFN had a Mt. Rushmore and their combined titles across all leagues is probably at least 150, if not pushing 200. I know Smirt has over 100 and just in the USFL they have a combined 9 titles. Setherick won Houston's first World Bowl but CJ won the other 8 while Smirt finally got his here with San Jose after coming close with the VooDoo.
San Jose got the ball first and turned it over on downs but Houston QB Dale Baber gave the ball right back with an INT. The SaberCats next 3 drives also ended with a turnover on downs, allowing Houston to score 17 first quarter points for a 17-0 lead. That was it for the Gamblers offense as the rest of their drives either ended with a punt, turnover on downs, an interception or 3 (Baber had 4 in all), a lost fumble or a safety.
Before I get to the rest of the game, I came across something on the SaberCats social media. Remember when Smirt said Jacob Newman sucks and since then, he's went off? They remember, and they are turning it into a marketing opportunity by selling Jacob Newman Sucks T-shirts, with the proceeds supporting the San Jose Feed the Hungry campaign. Nice to see they turned this into a positive when it could have torn the team apart.
That's an important team dynamic when you find yourself down 17-0 to the champs. I mentioned that Houston's offense stalled after the 17 point first quarter, but what did the San Jose offense do the last 3 quarters? Raymond Still had 92 yards rushing and 2 TDs, QB Larry Henderson finished the game 47/72, 360 yards, 2 TDs, and an INT and Jacob Newman sucked to the tune of 13 catches for 121 yards. Henderson was sacked 9 times but he led the SaberCats to 41 unanswered points and they get the victory.
San Jose maintains their 1 game lead on Honolulu while Houston falls to 2 games behind Oklahoma.
Break time before I dig into stats.
Last edited at 8/08/2023 5:21 pm