PrivateSnowflake wrote:
AlexanDragon wrote:
I drafted chad kroeger and tim horton.
That is the most Canadian sentence I've ever read.
I'll try to best it. (True story tbh)
Dear psychiatrist, today i had one temper tantrum only, and i said sorry eh afterwards. The situation is a conversation i had with a friend of mine who lives in new york in which we talked about our beloved maple syrup. I kindly offered to bring them some to taste and they replied with utter stupidity saying that they already had real maple syrup in aunt jemimas.
So yes, i said some things not really nice like;
-your interpretation of maple syrup is false.
-i don't estimate your knowledge in the subject to be undoubtedly verified.
-your taste buds aren't trained well enough for such sweetery.
-i would have to respectfully disagree with your way you surestimate such sugar syrup that tastes like shoulder juice!.
Although it may seem extremely aggressive, i think you can understand the ultimate insult in which i have been confronted and rest assure that i have parted ways with those fake friends !
...i don't think i can be more canadian than that. Or i could give you another story in the most Quebecer way possible, but you wouldnt understand a word.