2033 National Football League PlayoffsAfter a decisive Christmas Day
Dark Horses of Destiny round shed more light upon the 2033 NFL playoff picture, we find football fandom frothing at the betting booths eagerly awaiting the round of eight.
In the American league, this week’s action starts in Pittsburgh (
trslick)(-14). Pittsburgh, the #1 seed in the AFC and in total league penalties, will face 6th seeded Indianapolis (
CrazyRazor). Indy, which crushed touchdown favored Jacksonville 17-3 (BOX:
https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/box/5317) on the heels of 46 rushing attempts, can only hope they can dance their way to the next round.
The second game of the weekend is a tasty platter of new
hors d'owners to the NFL, served up in the classiest casino in Vegas - Allegiant Stadium, features 8 point underdog Los Angeles (A)(
GrandadB) hoping to beat the house against the Las Vegas Raiders (
raidergreg69). The Raaaaiiiiiders, who trashed 7th seeded Cleveland (drews14) (BOX:
https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/box/5318) 37-3, look to continue the walloping 527 net offensive yard production against one of the league’s stronger defenses. No one’s really sure who the favorite is, but none of the state licensed tellers will take crypto effective close of the January 7th trading day.
On Sunday, we’re treated to an opening all-u-can eat breakfast for the West Coast, as there will be plenty of time to eat by the time the ball tips off in Albuquerque at 1:20 PM PST. The #1 seeded Nukes (
CrazySexyBeast), no strangers to the NFL playoffs with 14 straight appearances, are looking to drop the bomb on #5 Minnesota (
Gackman) at the Kiva. Minnesota, making their third straight playoff appearance, are looking to provide some heat of their own after scraping by favored San Francisco in overtime 6-3 (BOX:
https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/box/5319).
At the Friday Zoom conference, Albuquerque head coach Benjamin Hart proudly boasted: “We are definitely keeping an eye on their hotel staff… It’s important to us to welcome Minnesota to New Mexico with nothing but our finest chiles - which we proudly included in every dish available through room service. Yes. Every dish. We also made sure to stock plenty of V8 and prune juice in every fridge to help keep them hydrated. Yes. Only those. Unfortunately, our supplies were low (Complete with finger quotes) and the ‘Rona is high. That’s why NFL rules prohibit any outside persons from entering the hotel property and any inside persons from leaving it. With that, He pounded a few Prilosecs and logged off, taking no questions. Not one.
The last game of the
Eager Eight brings us to the Windy City of Chicago, where #3 Philadelphia (
vcr515) hopes to cream the cheese out of second seeded Chicago (
brxnivy). Philadelphia, led by a historical rushing attack that destroyed numerous long standing NFL records and scored 546 points during the regular season, seems well prepared to take on any weather that Chicago can throw on the field. Chicago had its day, though, not so gently ending the South Brisbane Raiders (
adamaneeka) season 33-0 (BOX:
https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/box/5321) while putting up an impressive 403 yard day in offensive efforts.
After watching Philly crush #6 Dallas 42-6 in the opening round (BOX:
https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/box/5320), Chicago head coach Dan Hadley (125-101-2 career) felt confident in his team.
“Look, folks, it’s quite clear we’ve been able to handle everything that’s come our way this season. We’ve got two pounding backs who make quite the beast of their own. Just wait, they’ll see what kind of **** we’ll unleash. We’ll show up. Don’t worry.”
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