We are just starting the playoffs and the following teams are open -- great time to join and plot your strategy to greatness! PM me if you have any questions -- great league to be a part of!
Denver Broncos (5-11 in 2024 season)
https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/1$8.6M dead cap for next season
Key players -- WR Kenneth Phelps (94 overall, 7th season, signed for 4 more years), MLB Ted Franco (88 overall, Rookie, signed for 3 more)
Kansas City (4-12)
https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/4$9.5M dead cap for next season
Key players -- FS David Barrett (99 overall, 8th season, signed for 1 more year), WR John Labonte (93 overall, 3rd season, signed for 1 more year), FS Andrew Titsworth (92 overall, 4th season, signed for 4 more years)
Note: This team was on fire late -- defeated three straight playoff teams in weeks 13-15!
New England (7-9)
https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/7$21.9M dead cap for next season
Key players -- CB Joel Garcia (92 overall, 8th season, signed for 1 more year), RT Ira Quinonez (89 overall, 6th season, signed for 4 more years), DT Phillip Daniels (90 overall, 10th season, signed for 4 more years), RG Michael Tucker (91 overall, 3rd season, signed for 1 more year), WLB Ted Gray (86 overall, 4th season, signed for 4 more years)
Pittsburgh (7-9)
https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/10$3.9M dead cap for next season
Key players -- TE Chester Abbott (92 overall, 3rd season, signed for 1 more year)
Note: Pitt has 4 additional players in the 85-92 overall range that are in the final year of their contracts for a numbers whiz who wants to come in and resign them.
Jacksonville (10-6, WILDCARD TEAM that simmed the whole season!)
https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/14$7.9M dead cap for next season
Key players -- RG Christopher Phillips (89 overall, 2nd season, signed for 2 more years), RB Sean Torres (89 overall, 4th season, signed for 4 more years), TE James Schulte (88 overall, 4th season, signed for 4 more years), C Christopher Martin (88 overall, 5th season, signed for 5 more years), CB David Williams (85 overall, 2nd season, signed for 2 more years)
Note: SOMEONE NEEDS TO GRAB THIS TEAM! Play out its postseason and then make it yours!
Indianapolis (3-13)
https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/16Less than $1M dead cap next season
Key Players -- RDE Kenneth May (92 overall, Rookie, signed for 3 more years), QB Kenneth Pierce (88 overall, 2nd season, signed for 2 more years)
Note: Indy also has 5 players with overalls of 88+ in the final year of their contract (mostly O-linemen) and $1.5M in cap space that could possibly be used to resign some of that prior to free agency.
Washington (7-9)
https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/20$8.5M dead cap for next season
Key players -- RDE Jeff Greene (97 overall, 10th season, signed to 5 more years), CB Jason Jett (91 overall, 3rd season, signed to 1 more year), RB Raymond Damiano (90 overall, 5th season, signed for 3 more years), LDE Ronald Westfall (91 overall, 10th season, signed for 4 more years), RT Stanley Koch (87 overall, 9th season, signed for 4 more years)
New York Giants (2-14)
https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/18$16.1M dead cap for next season
Key players -- LT Raymond Turner (98 overall, 6th season, signed for 3 more years), TE Michael Olds (89 overall, 7th season, signed for 3 more years), CB Louis Saver (91 overall, 3rd season, signed for 1 more year), WR George Cohen (90 overall, Rookie, signed for 3 more years), MLB James Cook (87 overall, 6th season, signed for 4 more years), SLB Gary Stevenson (90 overall, 7th season, signed for 1 more year), SS Robert Keating (88 overall, 4th season, signed for 4 more years)
Note: Afraid to take over a team because you're worried about ruining it. Don't be -- grab the Giants who have lost 10 straight games and are looking for any source of hope!!
San Francisco (7-9)
https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/21$1.7M dead cap for next season
Key players -- QB Frank Steil (97 overall, 5th season, signed for 4 more years), C Steve Hill (88 overall, 9th season, signed for 4 more years), RB Arthur Kapley (89 overall, 5th season, signed for 3 more years), TE Oscar Mann (88 overall, 10th season, signed for 4 more years), LT Mark Power (90 overall, 5th season, signed for 4 more years), RG Edward Foust (89 overall, 2nd season, signed for 2 more years), WR William Smith (90 overall, 5th season, signed for 2 more years)
Note: GREAT opportunity to own one of the best quarterbacks in the league!
Seattle (4-12)
https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/24NO DEAD CAP FOR NEXT SEASON!!
Key players -- LG Charles Kruse (94 overall, 6th season, signed 2 more years), RG Chris Taylor (92 overall, 6th season, signed 2 more years), RDE Joe Isom (94 overall, 2nd season, signed 2 more years), DT Jerry Sova (86 overall, 9th season, signed 4 more years)
Note: Seattle needs some TLC in the worst way. Seahawk fans have endured 243 consecutive minutes of scoreless football. It wouldn't take much. Just come in and kick a field goal and the stadium will erupt in chants of your name and sports pages will laud you a hero!
Carolina (12-4, DIVISIONAL CHAMPION)
https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/32$19.7M dead cap for next season
Key players -- QB Scott Collins (97 overall, 6th season, signed for 4 more years), LT Ivan Hines (97 overall, 8th season, signed 5 more years), C Terry White (98 overall, 6th season, signed 4 more years), LG James Parker (93 overall, 5th season, signed 2 more years), WR Ryan Hopkins (88 overall, 6th season, signed 2 more years), WR Russell Breault (87 overall, 6th season, signed 2 more years)
Note: Human-owned team that was dropped midway through the year by an accomplished owner cutting back to focus on league management. This is a well-run unit that was picked by one brave soul to win it all this season. Can you be the Chosen One to fulfill that destiny?
New Orleans (6-10)
https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/30$9.3M dead cap next season
Key players -- C Justin Wheatley (99 overall, 10th season, signed 1 more year), LT Charles Kirkpatrick (92 overall, 8th season, signed 4 more years)
Note: Come for Mardi Gras, stay to try and help this team!
Last edited at 7/09/2019 4:02 pm